Spell your name with your tags. DO IT!

theshyretirer:

fannybaws:

katyamola:

manicscribble:

slimmeroo:

• solve our ass a mystery
• laughing and crying
• i will not chase the girls
• mislabeled sandwich
• mostly talking to myself
• everyone to be ginger would be good
• r.i.p me
• owls owls owls owls owls
• oh.

More text than you needed

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Finland here I come!

Art?

Nobody knows but Jesus…

NanananananananaBATFLOAT

Yellows?

Burnin’ my boobs with hot bacon grease

Answer your phone Chuck!

Woah dude my hand is like huge

Stan lee’s mom took a walk on the wild side with that clit piercing

To use as lawn decorations
Half boobies
Existing is wrong

Someone still loves you Olivia Murphy
He was a good waiter though
Y’all are fools

Read: I think you should stay the hell away from my mug
EVERY DAMN TIME YOU SEDUCE ME GUITAR
Tim Kasher is my emotionally unstable church bashing musical hero
I am so motherfucking special
Refraining from my rant about how it’s a common misconception that I am a dominatrix at all
Every day of my stupid little life
Rainy nights are for Radiohead

Postulates for Max
Read at your own peril.
Oh man that’s probably a real tag.
Feel it in your bones.
Otherwise I wouldn’t take up that much of your dash.
UNFF
Nudity should be a right.
Doc [fucking] rules.
I am oftentimes the butt of my own jokes.
Sexual frustration.
Haha he’s dead get it?

(Source: demonicrosebush)

The Serious Camper

Rugged, Relaxed, Isolated

RV campers and people who can’t cook over an open fire probably irk you plenty, so you seek out the most peaceful, pristine, untouched locations to set up camp.  And you’ll drive a long, long way to get there.

Serious Campers like yourself enjoy hike-in campsites, four wheel drive and getting really, really in touch with nature.

Tomorrow is payday!

We all know what that means!
(Spoiler: probably sitting on my couch, man.)

vulgarword-cuteword:

its going to be an embarrassing moment in the minds of many teenagers when they realize they regret getting gauges and that their parents were right all along.

Epic Rap Battles of History: Einstein vs. Hawking

http://youtu.be/zn7-fVtT16k

Einstein:

When I apply my battle theory,
Minds are relatively blown.
So take a seat Steve —
Oop, I see you brought your own.

What’s with your voice?
I can’t frikking tell.
You sound like Wall-E
Having sex with a speak-and-spell.

I’ll school you anywhere,
MIT to Oxford.
All your fans’ll be like,
“Um, that was Hawkward.”

I’m as dope as two rappers,
You better be scared,
‘Cause that means Albert E
Equals M C squared.

Hawking:

You’ve got no idea
What you’re messing with here boy.
I’ve got twelve inch rims on my chair
That’s how I roll y’all.
You look like someone glued
A moustache on a troll doll.

I’ll be stretching out the rhyme
Like gravity stretches time
When you try and put your little p-brane
Against this kind of mind

I’m the best, I’m the Snoop Dog of science,
I’ll be dropping mad apples on your head,
From the shoulders of giants

Einstein:

I’m the giant whose shoulders
You’d have stood on — if you could stand.
I’ll give you a brief history of pain
With the back of my hand.

You can’t destroy matter or me,
For serious,
Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole
In your black hole theory was.

Hawking:

There are ten
Million million million million
Million million million million
Million particles in the universe
That we can observe.
Your mama took the ugly ones
And put them into one nerd.

You wanna bring the heat
With the mushroom clouds you’re making
I’m about to bake raps from scratch
Like Carl Sagan

And while it’s true
That my work is based on you
I’m a super-computer
You’re like a TI-82

badcgijosh:

I think Kanye West in the trailer for The Great Gatsby makes perfect sense

Kanye is basically Gatsby and he’s absolutely infatuated with Daisy Buchanan (Kanye) who is married to Tom (Kanye)

Be, was/were, been.

No passive systems.

Infinitive: Be.

Imperative: Be.

Present participle: Being.

Perfect participle: Been.

Present active indicative: am, art, is, are, “, “.

Present active subjunctive: be, beest, be, “, “, “.

Imperfect active indicative: was, wast, was, were, “, “.

Imperfect active subjunctive: were, wert, were, “, “, “.

Perfect active indicative: (have) been, (hast) “, (has/hath) “, (have) “, (“) “, (“) “.

Perfect active subjunctive: (had) been, (hadst) “, (had) “, (“) “, (“) “, (“) “.

Pluperfect active indicative: (had) been, (hadst) “, (had) “, (“) “, (“) “, (“) “.

Pluperfect active subjunctive: (had) been, (hadst) “, (had) “, (“) “, (“) “, (“) “.

Future-perfect active indicative: (will have) been, (will hast) “, (will has/hath) “, (will have) “, (“) “, (“) “.

Future-perfect active subjunctive: Same.

Future active indicative: (will) be, (willst) “, (will) “, (“) “, (“) “, (“) “.

And that’s how you break down the English verb “To be” if you include the archaic “Thou” and show archaic forms for the 3rd person singular (hath etc.).

The fact that we can remember verbs is insane — though they do follow easy-to-remember patterns, it’s still worth noting that most verbs have twice as many forms as To be because To be has no passive voice (Active: he hit me! Passive: I was hit by him!) because it doesn’t make sense (Passive: I was existed by him? Doesn’t make sense.)